1.morty戴上万能助听器后听到松鼠们的对话：
-The situation in Argentina has proven less convenient than predicted.
-We'll have to re-destabilize their economy ,refocus labor class outrage from upper to middle.Foster a coup(政变) and install a compliant regime.
2.Rick的人力发电机
-Huh,This isn't right.This pipe's supposed to be sending 20 terawatts juice up to the engine,Morty, instead we'v got zero.
-I put a spatially tessellated(嵌合) void inside a modified temporal field(时间场).I then introduced that life to the wonders of electricity which they now generate on a global scale.And,you know, some of it goes to power my engine and charge my phone and stuff.
-you have a whole planet sitting around making you power for you? That's slavery.
-It's society.They work for each other, they pay each other.They buy houses.They get married and make children that replace them when they get old to make power.
-You need to tell these people they're in a battery,Rick.It's messed up.There's carters down there.They'er setting up chafing dishes.
3.怪诞小镇的起源-荒诞总统
If you're watching this.Then you're one of eight people in these United States.With clearance to view ?this infomance.In fact,I myself will be shot as soon as the filming is complete.
owa,no?!That's a relief.Of all of America's secret. The most embarrassing was that of Quetin Trembly.The eighth-and-a-half president of United States.After wining the 1837 election in a landslide.He quickly gained a reputation as America's silliest president.He waged war on pancakes ,appointed 6 babies to the Supreme Court. And issued the de-pants-ipation proclamation.His state of the union speech was even worse.
"The only thing we have to fear is gigantic, man-eating spiders!" He was kicked out of office and escaped to an uncharted valley.He named it Gravity falls. After plummeting into it at high speed.Trembley's shameful term was erased from history.And officially replaced by William Henry Harrison as president and local nobody as founder of Gravity Falls.The whereabouts of him are unknown,
4.rick和morty路过某星球买玻璃清洁液，推翻人类扫除计划。
-Does your planet have wiper fluid yet. ? ?
-The general store ought to have what you need.Of course, you'll be wanting to be gone from here by sundown.
-What?Why?
-Sundown is when festival begins.Well, our society has been free of crime and war, living in perfect peace.
-I know what it is.You've been able to sustain world peace because you have one night a year where you all around robbing and murdering each other without consequence.
-It's like "purge"Morty.That movie "the purge". ? ?-Have you been here before??
-No,I've been a few planets with the same?gimmick.You know some times,It's called "the cleansing" or "the red time" There was one world that called it just murder night/
5.多次元瑞城:没有真正的公平
Listen up，I've been your supervisor for 5 years, but all shitty things must come to an end.And I have been promoted to regional manager.
……Yeah,I feel the same way, maybe never meet again.（后会无期）
Of course, that makes the position of supervisor available.So ,as of next week,the ass you will be kissing will be that of k-83,known as cool Rick.
-I know I'm new to the Citadel and some of you might not think I put in my time(资历不够)but what can I say?I'm cool Rick.
The division I see is between the Ricks and morays that like the Citadel divided……and the rest of us.I see it everywhere I go.I see it in our schools where they teach Mortys"we are all the same"Because they're threatened by what makes them unique.I see it in the streets where they give guns to Mortys.I see it in our factories where Ricks work for a fraction of their boss's salary.Even though they are identical and have the same IQ.The citadel's problem is the Rick and Mortys',feeding on the citadel's death.
-sounds like you are looking for work.I can offer you a very exciting compensation package.
-Your life is a lie.All your lives are lies.Don't you get it?They told us we were special because we were Ricks ,but they stripped us of everything that made us unique.
-We know how you feel, we're working-stiff Ricks just like you.But our assembly line is justice.What are you demand?
-I want a portal gun, unregistered ,untraceable with enough fluid to take me off this Goddamn prison.
There's Rick that held a factory hostage after murdering his boss and several coworkers.The factory made cookies , flavored them with lies.He made us all take a look at what we were doing.And in the bargain, he got a taste of a real freedom. We captured that taste and we keeping giving it to him.So he can give it right back to you.In every spite of new Simple Rick Freedom Selects.Come home to the unique flavor of shattering the grand illusion.
